30 years after the "Golden Turkey Awards," I'm reviewing as many films described (by anybody)as so-bad-it's-good as possible.
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
How bad is it? It's exactly what you'd expect from the title. It's not terrible. Should you see it? Sure, but not because it's so-bad-it's-good.
Serial killer tries to rescue his cannibal wife form evil baron who plans to take over the world with zombie slaves. There are ninjas, dog faced men, Vlad the Impaler, giant mosquitos, giant penises, a barmaid with no nipples, porn star Jamie Gillis and rockabilly guitarist Hasil Adkins. That description should pretty much tell you whether you'll enjoy it or not.