“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds."
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
How bad is it? It's exactly what you'd expect from the title. It's not terrible. Should you see it? Sure, but not because it's so-bad-it's-good.
Serial killer tries to rescue his cannibal wife form evil baron who plans to take over the world with zombie slaves. There are ninjas, dog faced men, Vlad the Impaler, giant mosquitos, giant penises, a barmaid with no nipples, porn star Jamie Gillis and rockabilly guitarist Hasil Adkins. That description should pretty much tell you whether you'll enjoy it or not.