How bad is it? 8
How unintentionally bad is it? 7
How enjoyably bad is it? 4
Shot concurrently with Anaconda 3 this is probably the worst film with John Rhys-Davies, though he's shown up on this blog more than you'd expect. An elderly man wants a snake venom to extend his life, but it's used by scientists to make a giant snake that, if cut in two, becomes two snakes. There is very little plot, most characters are just snake fodder, no one behaves as they would in real life, the snake is very poor CGI, the kills are uninteresting, a South American river snake seems to do well in a forest in eastern Europe (which while purportedly mountainous, is flat in every scene)... this is just film unspooling at 32 frames per second.
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