“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds."
Saturday, July 21, 2018
Shark Exorcist (2015)
This was made by the director of "An Erotic Vampire in Paris" and "Chainsaw Cheerleaders," so the tradition of coming up with titles and advertising pitches and then throwing together films to match them continues. It's hopelessly padded, even at 71 minutes, with a post-credits scene that doesn't seem to fit. The shark is in a fresh water lake. For unexplained reasons, a woman attacked by the shark seems to also be possessed. Someone says "We're going to need a bigger cross." There are unwise sub-plots, including one about rival TV stations, that go nowhere. There's no nudity, no real gore, no real laughs and it's very lazy.
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