Sunday, July 31, 2016

Dungeonmaster (1985)

aka Ragewar

How bad is it? It sat on a shelf for two years before release. Needed another 200.
Should you see it? No.

This junk had seven directors. The film is a sort of computer age version of the seven labors of Hercules, each written and shot by a different person, but all seeming to be solved in 3 minutes by a wristband laser. The computer whiz has a girlfriend jealous of the attention he gives machinery that gets kidnapped. His computer can do anything with 64kb of memory. Richard Moll shows up, as do little people Phil and Sam Fondasero, a heavy metal band, a stone giant, sort-of zombies and a cave troll. The costumes are terrible, the dialogue also terrible (Satan likes puns) and the stories aren't long enough for structure, development or continuity.

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