Saturday, January 27, 2018

Arachnicide (2014)

How bad is it? 8
How unintentionally bad is it? 8
How enjoyably bad is it? 3


This just might be the bottom of the barrel of giant spider films. Scientists have developed a chemical that makes things grow and criminals have stolen it to make huge plants for their illegal drug empire. Authorities try to stop them, so they create a giant spider to guard them. Then there's a gunfight to stop the spiders, but only after an hour of pointless talk (and the voices are badly dubbed). There's a scene where nothing happens for 5 minutes - well, there is a conversation, but it has nothing to do with advancing the plot or characterization (oh, if only this had been passing a Bechdel Test scene!)


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