Princess Warrior (1984)

I was really hoping for a "Xena: Warrior Princess" knock-off, but this is soft-core sci-fi porn shot in a couple of weeks for around $60000 (I have no idea where the money was spent). A bad princess dressed in black chases a good princess dressed in white to Earth, where there's a wet t-shirt contest and it runs out of steam right there; the t-shirts are so thick that getting them wet does nothing. And the scene goes on forever. Half the film is a slow speed car chase that not only never ends, but contains "Now we have them!" repeated a half dozen times and has police act very unlike police in the real world. There's a catfight at the end, but it's nothing to see.