Holy crap, what did I watch?! This Turkish martial arts film just starts with nonsensical fighting and never lets up until a telepathically thrown rock turns a ninja into a burning scarecrow that continues to fight. There's ninjas, monsters, mummies, wizards, ghosts, invisible men, mad doctors, motorcycle gangs, killer plants, women turning into frogs and a haunted rocking chair; what there isn't is plot. A stocky gray Turkish version of Chuck Norris stars in the scenes not cribbed from another film (or stock footage) and he encounters a bunch of women (mostly blondes) in bikinis. The copy I saw was muddy and badly translated, but that doesn't really matter. This is a strong contender for the next "worst movie ever."
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