Still another Godfrey Ho job of splicing together unrelated films and adding ninjas, this film has a guy who transforms into a futuristic ninja via jump cuts and develops the special power to, um, well he seems to materialize weapons at one point, but that seems incidental. The plot involves hidden loot, a woman double-crossing her boyfriend and then hopping vampires, zombies and ninjas - you know, as so often happens in real life. The action scenes are below par even for a Ho film this time around and the best part is this line of dialogue: "Be a real man. Do unto yourself what others want to do to you. Cut your balls off".
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