Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! (2001)

Chris Seaver makes some of the worst films out there and he seems to be rather proud of that and the badness is at least partly intentional. In this, a woman who's a candy addict gets her candy stolen by zombies and has to fight to get it back. The director appears in black face, doing a sort-of Bill Cosby impersonation (there's pudding pop jokes). Lloyd Kaufman, Debbie Rochon and The Naked Cowboy are in it; Rochon returned for the sequel (!) where she fights a Teen Ape. Just over an hour long, there's less than 10 seconds of thought involved.