Saturday, August 30, 2014

Zandalee (1991)

How bad is it? It's trashiness is overwhelmed by its ickiness.
Should you see it? If you're making a Nick Cage bad movie festival.

This is an unintentional send-up of "9 1/2 Weeks" (or maybe "Wild Orchid") with Judge Reinhold, Nicholas Cage, Erika Anderson, Joe Pantoliano, Viveca Lindfors, Steve Buscemi and Aaron Neville (who mumbles incoherently). The whole plot: a woman has an affair with her husband's friend. There's naked fingerpainting. There's sex on top of a clothes dryer. Reinhold and Cage slow dance with each other. There's sex in a confessional. The best lines: "I can't be what you want me to be." "Yes you can. Roll over on your stomach."

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