Should you see it? If you're already a fan of Andy Sidaris.
I'm getting tired of reviewing breasts in movies.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds."
Friday, April 11, 2014
Day of the Warrior (1996)
How bad is it? It's ridiculous, but passable.
Should you see it? If you're already a fan of Andy Sidaris.
This is the 8th of 10 films (I think) that Andy Sidaris made in a loosely-structured series that have at their core three standards: former Playboy and Penthouse models getting topless for little reason, hunky guys who can't hit a target at ten feet with a bazooka and a lot of explosions. The first few in the series are probably the best; by this point, the films are pure camp. This one has a professional wrestler, a stripper wearing a ski mask, a fake porn film shoot where no one gets naked, an Asian Elvis impersonator and three jokes of "something to get off my chest." Shae Marks' breasts are distractingly large and pointed at the camera like weapons, but they don't distract quite enough from the cheesiness of the film; she did one more film in the series before having some silicone removed.
I'm getting tired of reviewing breasts in movies.
Should you see it? If you're already a fan of Andy Sidaris.
I'm getting tired of reviewing breasts in movies.
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