Should you see it? Maybe, in the you-have-to-see-it-to-believe-it vein.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds."
Saturday, April 12, 2014
Don't Go Near the Park (1979)
How bad is it? It's truly one of the worst horror films ever made.
Should you see it? Maybe, in the you-have-to-see-it-to-believe-it vein.
Two people are cast out of their tribe for cannibalism and cursed to continue killing and eating teenage virgins so as to regain their youth. 12000 years later, they're in a park in California, where they encounter scream queen Linnea Quigley, Aldo Ray and eventually breed young Tammy Taylor (whose career actually went somewhere after this got forgotten). The reason this video nasty gets put in the so-bad-its-good pile is because - for no reason, mind you, and with no explanation - people shoot laser beams out of their eyes. There's also terrible make-up effects, obviously fake boulders, fabric store cast-off clothing, actors who speak over each others' lines, bad music, bad editing, bad direction and bad gore effects.
Should you see it? Maybe, in the you-have-to-see-it-to-believe-it vein.
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