Should you see it? No.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds."
Monday, April 21, 2014
Flesh Gordon (1974)
How bad is it? It's a 1970's hard-core porn film with all the sex removed.
Should you see it? No.
This film has some very good stop-motion animation by followers of Ray Harryhausen, but it also has unending terrible jokes - Emperor Ming of Mongo becomes Emperor Wang of Porno, for example - and it probably could've been written by a nine year-old boy. This film became legendary for scenes supposedly deleted, but no unedited version has ever appeared. It's probably your only chance to see Candy Samples, who had the largest natural breasts in hard-core; her character has an eye patch and a hook hand, which is about as subtle as she ever got. Very surprisingly, this had a sequel 16 years later that's quite good!
Should you see it? No.
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