30 years after the "Golden Turkey Awards," I'm reviewing as many films described (by anybody)as so-bad-it's-good as possible.
Monday, October 24, 2016
High Kicks (1993)
How bad is it? It's like porn without nudity. Should you see it? Yes. This is developing a cult following.
An aerobics studio owner is raped by the most diverse gang possible. Then a karate afficionado with a mullet helps her get revenge, fall in love and develop an exercise program combining karate and aerobics - karobics. There's huge plot holes; for example, you never know how they find any of the bad guys. The actors can't act, though some have some martial arts skills. There's extended aerobics sequences focusing on butts and boobs, but there's no music and there's no nudity. There's a strange homoeroticism that pervades the film as well. It's terrible, but I couldn't stop watching it.