Monday, December 15, 2014

Christmas leftovers

28 More bad Christmas movies, to show that I covered only a third of what I could have.
Update: make that 30 - I forgot "Nativity 3: Dude Where's My Donkey? (2014)" and "Alone for Christmas" (2013) aka "Bone Alone"
Hercules Saves Christmas (2012)
Herc is a dog, not Lou Ferrigno.
Happy Ero Christmas (2003)
Ero as in erotic. But not very.
Elf-Man (2012)
"Wee Man" stars as elf who discovers he's a superhero.
Elf Bowling - The Movie (2007)
Santa's brother, a pirate, has kidnapped the elves.
The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation (2010)
Voices of Mario Lopez and Paris Hilton, with Dean Cain. Nuff said.
Christmas with a Capital C (2011)
Based on a song, about a town's fight over decorations.
Christmas in Compton (2000)
Nothing says inner city black culture and Christmas like Eric Roberts.
Natale a Rio (2008)
Italian comedy directed by DeSica (no, not that one). See Christmas in Love
Christmas in Paris (2002)
Sadly, not a sequel to "One Night in Paris" sex tape.
The Perfect Holiday (2007)
Girl asks department store Santa for help with parents' love life. Gabrielle Union, Morris Howard, Queen Latifah.
Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (1974)
Never gets rebroadcast, for good reason.
The Boy Who Saved Christmas (1998)
Santa's evil twin kidnaps him (see Elf Bowling)
Christmas in Love (2004)
Another Chris DeSica film, with Danny DeVito.
Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012)
More people were in this than saw it. No Culkins were involved.
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Absolutely wretched... but not actually a movie.
Jingle All the Way 2 (2014)
Stars Larry the Cable Guy. Check out how many times he's listed on this page!
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987)
Half the film is re-cap of first film, reusing footage.
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990)
No connection to other films in series. Clint Howard and Maud Adams. Meh.
Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-Palooza Christmas Luau (2009)
Someone figured out how to get a paid vacation.
Saving Christmas (2014)
Currently lowest rated film on IMDB. Not quite that bad.
Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas (2013)
This has some people I like (sorry!) and also has... Larry the Cable Guy.
Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular (2007)
The other Larry the Cable Guy Xmas video.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Eddie's Island Adventure (2003)
Another case of someone finagling a paid trip.
Feeders 2: Slay Bells (1998)
No one has anything nice to say about this one.
Blood Beat (1982)
Included because the title gets missed in most Christmas horror compilation lists.
An American Carol  (2008)
Parody of Michael Moore films is almost good.
Christmas Nightmare (2001)
Presidential candidate, cabin in the woods, killers on loose.
Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2014)
Not as bad as the same year's kitten themed Santa Claws!

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