30 years after the "Golden Turkey Awards," I'm reviewing as many films described (by anybody)as so-bad-it's-good as possible.
Thursday, July 9, 2015
How bad is it? It's a Philippines female kickboxing film. Nuff said. Should you see it? Yes, though there's nothing you haven't seen before.
I haven't mentioned Cirio Santiago much, but he's made a lot of trash films. This one is breasts and martial arts, sort of a Filipino Andy Sidaris film. A woman is killed for taking photos of a political assassination and her cop sister seeks the truth... while entering the female kickboxing scene and falling in love. This looks like a distaff version of the Bloodfist films and the plot was heavily borrowed from earlier Santiago films. There's torture, showers, leotard fu, stickfighting, Cat Sassoon (who apparently died young), Melissa Moore and am embassy protest. It's mindless fun.