“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds."
Sunday, July 12, 2015
Bikini Girls On Ice (2009)
How bad is it? Again, a great title is wasted on a routine slasher film. Should you see it? No.
College girls decide to hold a bikini car wash where there's a maniac who kills and puts his victims in a freezer (thus, on ice). There's no background, no explanation, little sense in a threadbare plot, poor acting and shockingly little nudity for a title like this has; I suppose if they remove the bikinis, the title doesn't work.