Sunday, July 12, 2015

Beneath Loch Ness (2001)

aka The Evil Beneath Loch Ness

How bad is it? It's one of the worst Nessie films, which is a sorry lot to begin with.
Should you see it? Yes - if you're at all familiar with Scotland, it's very funny.

Patrick Bergen sets out to kill the Loch Ness Monster, which is terrorizing the locals. The fact that it was shot in L.A. and every accent is horrendous, people drive on the wrong side of the road, American ambulances and American police uniforms are used, American dollars are used in pubs that don't work like Scottish ones do in real life and dynamite doesn't even need a permit - is enough to make it worth seeing. Add that people are superimposed over stock footage and the monster looks like it was made on a home computer in 1984 and you will start forgetting how terrible the script and acting are. But, yeah, they suck too.

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