“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds."
Monday, July 30, 2018
Space Zombie Bingo!!! (1993)
Much like "The Lost Skeleton of Cadvra," this is an homage to terrible science fiction of the 1950's; unlike that film, however, it is not very entertaining. It was released by Troma. It has characters named Herpes Simplex and Kent Bendover. It has a Criswell-like narrator named Crisco. It has stock footage of atomic blasts. It has aliens that wear swim flippers. It has some real intended laughs, mostly in the first 10 minutes and then it loses steam. It also some of the most misleading cover box art ever (which is kind of a nice touch). You can watch it on YouTube.