Should you see it? No.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds."
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Arachnoquake (2012)
How bad is it? It's one of the shoddier SyFy monster movies. That's an accomplishment of sorts, I guess.
Should you see it? No.
An earthquake releases giant spiders which attack New Orleans; the spiders also breathe fire (no explanation given). This was directed by the same guy who did Swamp Shark and its main interest lies in the cast of former child actors: Tracey Gold, Edward Furlong, Bug Hall, etc. There's a lot of poorly conceived ideas, explosions without consequence, plot laziness, cheap work-arounds and just a general feeling of contempt for the audience. There is one good scene: the giant fire-breathing spider water skis!
Should you see it? No.
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