30 years after the "Golden Turkey Awards," I'm reviewing as many films described (by anybody)as so-bad-it's-good as possible.
Sunday, May 24, 2015
How bad is it? It's a film about a monster turd. That said, it's about what you'd expect. Should you see it? I hated it, but if you think bathroom humor is great, it'll do.
Reportedly budgeted at $3000, this has a little girl tell her father a story she makes up, which turns into a film about a serial killer who hides in a sewer when toxic waste gets involved and he becomes a giant turd (actually, it looks like thousands of regular turds piled together). There's a chili cook-off. There's an attempt to kill him with flies. There are people wearing diapers as armor. There's a lot of crap.