Sunday, June 15, 2014

Murdercycle (1999)

How bad is it? Ridiculous premise, poor execution.
Should you see it? I'm finding it hard to come up with new ways to say "No."

The people behind this have made other films, so it's hard to explain why this looks like it was made by people who didn't know what they were doing. A meteor crashes into a motorcycle and fuses it to its rider, creating an alien that searches for a lost artifact which is held in an underground government bunker. It's the worst-protected bunker imaginable. Soldiers and a doctor with ESP fight it, but they also have to deal with being kept in the dark by the CIA. It's shoddy, but I didn't find enough in it to make me laugh; watching a motorcycle covered in plastic drive slowly around people firing fake weapons just didn't work for me.

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