Should you see it?If you're going to see only one Andy Sidaris film - and that's a good plan - make it this one.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds."
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
How bad is it? It's bad in many, many glorious ways.
Should you see it?If you're going to see only one Andy Sidaris film - and that's a good plan - make it this one.
This may be the worst (and therefore best) of Andy Sidaris' films. The female agents move from California to Hawaii to investigate drug smugglers. Along the way, they encounter a giant (and laughably fake) snake, fed on cancer-ridden, radioactive toxic rats; I found myself saying, "Poor snake," and then "Poor rats!" I doubt that that was the idea. The revolving door of actors playing one of the Abilene cousins, Rowdy this time, gets its best actor with Ronn Moss, whose best scene has him stopping a guy on a skateboard with a bazooka. At point blank range. There's tons of toplessness, mostly by Hope Marie Carlton and Donna Speir, who I think are the best duo (duos?) Sidaris had.
Should you see it?If you're going to see only one Andy Sidaris film - and that's a good plan - make it this one.
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