Monday, June 15, 2015

Skyscraper (1996)

How bad is it? Imagine "Die Hard" starring Anna Nicole Smith and no budget.
Should you see it? No.

A chartered helicopter pilot on the top of a skyscraper finds out the building is held by terrorists and it's up to her and her husband to rescue their hostages. That's not the worst of it. The pilot is played by Anna Nicole Smith who monotones every line like she's swallowed sleeping pills and manages a lot of gratuitous shots of her breasts. The terrorists have bad accents (one tries British, one French), the sets are impossibly cheap and the director tries to substitute boobs for action or plot; this film desperately needed Andy Sidaris.

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