30 years after the "Golden Turkey Awards," I'm reviewing as many films described (by anybody)as so-bad-it's-good as possible.
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
The Vegetable Monster from Outer Space (1995)
How bad is it? It's a Brazilian basement film. Should you see it? No. Not that it's likely you'll find a copy.
Deservedly obscure, this Brazilian film is about a friendly alien from a planet of legumes, looking for a mate, so he can create a hybrid vegetable/meat race as a way of ridding the world of violence. He gets captured by an evil scientist and is imprisoned with another victim (whose name translates to "poop"), but they escape and go on a killing spree - which makes no sense, except as a "Coffin Joe" homage - with a lot of bad gore, including a very fake bottle attack.