Should you see it? It's hard to find, but if it shows up somewhere, give it a try.
If you try a drinking game where you take a swig every time you hear the name "Sloane," you'll pass out very early, which means you'll miss the cannibalistic pygmy troglodytes. That got your attention, didn't it? Guy's ex-girlfriend gets kidnapped, so he pursues them to the Philippines. There's a brothel, a Chinese overlord, a religious cult, a snake attack during a car chase, and then the caves of little people. The hero doesn't look the part, certainly doesn't sound the part and the lines he delivers just make you groan. The action scenes are not good and there's little else.
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