30 years after the "Golden Turkey Awards," I'm reviewing as many films described (by anybody)as so-bad-it's-good as possible.
Wednesday, April 6, 2016
Animal Instincts 3: The Seductress (1996)
How bad is it? It's soft-core porn with the "part 3" sequel curse. Should you see it? No.
Finding a shot without nudity was tough.
The one funny thing about this film is the name of the minor characters: Lolly Pop, Trick Willy and Stone Chill; there, I've saved you watching this. This doesn't have the same actress that starred in the first two parts (which I haven't seen), but I don't think that matters much. A female exhibitionist author lives with a record producer who pretends to be blind, but is a voyeur, setting up her sexcapades and then watching. The kinks get murderous and the "blind" guy kills, giving up his secret, which kind of throws a wrench in their relationship. No one expects great acting or storylines in this sort of film, but even the sex is boring.