Thursday, April 21, 2016

Beach Babes from Beyond (1993)

How bad is it? It's one of the last and worst bikini films from Cinemax.
Should you see it? No - unless you really need a 1980's fix.

I thought I'd reviewed the sequel to this (Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island), but I can't find it. This was directed by David DeCoteau and is the type of sex romp that has characters named "Gonad" and "Hymen Hassler." Girls in outer space take their parent's spaceship for a spin and land on Earth, where they meet up with a guy who needs $30000, which just happens to be the grand prize in a bikini contest... and do you really need the plot? It has Linnea Quigley, Burt Ward and Nikki Fritz, as well as celebrity-related Joe Estevez, Don Swayze, Jackie Stallone and Joey Travolta. There's some silly songs, like "I Got a Woody" and "Moshin' on the Beach." There's not as much nudity as you'd expect and much less sex (and that quite tepid).

Now about that sequel... it was slightly better.


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  2. It has the phrase "from beyond" in it...can't be all bad.