“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds."
Thursday, April 21, 2016
Beach Babes from Beyond (1993)
How bad is it? It's one of the last and worst bikini films from Cinemax. Should you see it? No - unless you really need a 1980's fix.
I thought I'd reviewed the sequel to this (Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island), but I can't find it. This was directed by David DeCoteau and is the type of sex romp that has characters named "Gonad" and "Hymen Hassler." Girls in outer space take their parent's spaceship for a spin and land on Earth, where they meet up with a guy who needs $30000, which just happens to be the grand prize in a bikini contest... and do you really need the plot? It has Linnea Quigley, Burt Ward and Nikki Fritz, as well as celebrity-related Joe Estevez, Don Swayze, Jackie Stallone and Joey Travolta. There's some silly songs, like "I Got a Woody" and "Moshin' on the Beach." There's not as much nudity as you'd expect and much less sex (and that quite tepid).