30 years after the "Golden Turkey Awards," I'm reviewing as many films described (by anybody)as so-bad-it's-good as possible.
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Playmate of the Apes (2002)
How bad is it? It's one of the worst films Cinemax ever aired, which is saying something. Should you see it? No.
"Planet of the Apes" with a Playboy Playmate! Get it?! That's the whole film. There's endless lesbian scenes (both endless as in innumerable and as in interminable) and makeup effects that you could do yourself. There's a rap number (by white girls in 2002). There's a dance sequence. There's a gay gorilla that just happens to be pink. There's not a single joke that works.