“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds."
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Playmate of the Apes (2002)
How bad is it? It's one of the worst films Cinemax ever aired, which is saying something. Should you see it? No.
"Planet of the Apes" with a Playboy Playmate! Get it?! That's the whole film. There's endless lesbian scenes (both endless as in innumerable and as in interminable) and makeup effects that you could do yourself. There's a rap number (by white girls in 2002). There's a dance sequence. There's a gay gorilla that just happens to be pink. There's not a single joke that works.