Monday, January 5, 2015

Double Dragon (1994)

How bad is it? It's on a par with Saturday morning television for children.
Should you see it? Nah.

Based on a video game, this has two brothers that have half of a medallion battling a bad guy with the other half. If the bad guy has the whole medallion, he'll be unstoppable. This has a distinct TV feel, with Scott Wolf, Alyssa Milano, Vanna White and Andy Dick. It also has Michael Berryman, because this is supposed to be post-apocalyptic and that's a requirement. The action is slapdash, the effects humdrum and the writing puerile enough not to use words like "slapdash," "humdrum" or "puerile." The acting is hit-and-miss.

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