Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Forest Warrior (1996)

How bad is it? It's a poor children's film. It's Chuck Norris' worst.
Should you see it? It has a couple of very funny moments. Use it to introduce your kids to films that suck.

This is the film in which Chuck Norris stops a running chain saw with his bare hands. It also has a lumberjack dance sequence and a killer chipmunk. The plot has Chuck saved in the woods by a bear, a wolf and a hawk and, realizing what a great guy he is, allow him to channel their spirits whenever he desires (just go with it). He and a bunch of kids stop evil lumberjacks from destroying a forest. Unfortunately, there's little of Chuck - and then he turns into a bear or something - and a lot of the annoying kids. It's fun to spot all the TV regulars: Terry Kiser, Max Gail, Roscoe Lee Browne, William Sanderson, Loretta Swit, Wil Shriner and even George "Buck" Flower! Unlike almost every film on this blog, the cinematography is excellent. It's just the plot that's terrible.

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