Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Future War (1997)

How bad is it? It's been in the IMDB bottom 100 films.
Should you see it? I hear the MST3K guys did a good job with it, but don't watch the straight version.
The eyepiece doesn't work if your eye doesn't.

In the future, they abduct people from our present and enslave them and have trained dinosaurs they pick up similarly guard them. One of the slaves escapes back to our time in this convoluted slapdash film. There's a Jean-Claude Van Damme wannabe, a gun-toting nun and the requisite big black guy running through continuity errors, strangely constructed dialog, Three Stooges-type sound effects, hand puppets held close to the camera to look like big dinosaurs, Robert Z'Dar and a blink-and-you-miss-it cameo by Forrest J. Ackerman. With all that, it still manages to be dull.

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